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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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Wow! This contest seems to be picking up steam. Here is contestant 3, she is holed up in upstate New York. She paints, plays guitar, listens to oldies, and knows how to tease the hell out of a viewing audience. Taking self portraits is a pah-pah-pain, so I commend these women on all their efforts. How beautiful is she without the mask? Only myself and Zishy subscribers will know :) I should be able to get a regular update in tomorrow. Save a life, wear your mask.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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Hello Fellow Sentients. I'm back from a chaotic trip photographing more beautiful women who were incredible but definitely not flawless. This art form that I have chosen has led me to search for the balance between humanity and perfection. I am discerning when it comes to the models that I pursue, but I also want to find beauty in everyone. Historically, I have a certain type, that is undeniable. But I am also trying to broaden the horizons of my palette. Life requires it. My personal taste has had to adjust with age and with my lovers' age. Flexibility is a virtue. Rose Fessenden is perfectly flawed, like me.
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
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Here is another gorgeous young woman that you will never call your lover. My list also grows each day. But that is okay. I have made my peace with painful reality. Lacole Sawyer has given us the amazing gift of enjoying her naked beauty in digital form. This is an important aspect that many of us can easily overlook. Yes, these girls have the face, the curves, the moves, but they also have a personality that says, It is fine if the world sees my pictures. I choose to share.
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One of the sweetest, most innocent deviants you will ever meet. Ashley Lane strikes me as a performer who truly loves her work. She is the type of woman who makes you question the fact that porn is completely fake. Ashley is into being tied up, so I asked her to give me a quick demonstration. I can't tie for shit, so she had to do it on her own. Next time, I will be prepared (probably not).
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"Lila Love is bold and adorable. There really isn't much else needed to say. We wreaked havoc at her apartment's community areas. We didn't hear any complaints about Lila's lack appropriate swimwear, although my ears are generally shut to complainers. This splashy session will continue in a future update. BTW, do any of you Zishy fans have a contact at X/Twitter? I'm locked out of my account due to a broken phone/2FA issue. Long story. But if anyone can help, I don't mind paying a reward. Thanks in advance."
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Who is ready to hit the trails? I like smoking hella weed, barking at the moon, and taking long hikes during springtime with beautiful, tall, buxom blondes. I have no idea why it is so hard to find a partner. Anyways, Harley Woodburn enjoys the desert climate of Southern California. Stay yellow.
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A little rain is not going to stop Andy, our South American contributor, from capturing the beauty of Camilita Johanna. I read recently that Pablo Escobar's pet hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia. I also heard that hippos are the most dangerous animals, measured by human deaths caused each year. I smell conspiracy. Colombians want to keep foreigners away from their lovely women. I get it. Andy is down for more inside jobs. Stay tuned.
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Regan Budimir is a stunner from a country far far away. A contributor took these to show off the talent that lie behind the Ukrainian borders. Shortly after seeing these, seeing Regan, I decided that I needed to take advantage of my U.S. passport. This is only an intro, but you'll see my own work with Regan soon enough.
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A short but tasty update from a future hall-of-famer, Presley Callen. I hate knowing that some of you are addicted to these drugs. Take it from me, a lifelong junkie to this sort of thing, there is hope. Set limits to your screen time. Test your willpower and only violate yourself once a week. These visions are exhilarating, but they can not compare to an emotional connection with a real human being. Enjoy responsibly. Zishy cares.
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You have probably seen Heidi Romanova somewhere on the interwebs before. It is easy for a photogenic redhead with zero body shame to go viral. Heidi welcomed me into her new flat in the heart of Kiev and we wasted no time getting after it. This was my first time in Ukraine and I doubt that it will be my last. Hopefully, this beautiful country will soon be at peace. And no, Mom. I will not look for a real job.
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Tammy Kaimia is back. Perfection has so many diverse definitions. Expand your vocabulary and the world will be your oyster.
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Here's part one of my day in Santa Monica with the sweet and adventurous Tatiana Penskaya. There is a moment when you are at the beach where you become one with the sand. You realize the hopelessness of trying to keep it from crawling into your hair and up your bathing suit. You decide to pay the price of temporary discomfort for a beautiful memory in nature. Acceptance is the final stage. I will meet you there.
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I found out that I have the flu today. So there may be some delays to publishing updates this week. But don't worry yourself. I'm not making a mad dash for the Mexican border with your dollars in tow. I love what I do. I hope you can say the same. Meeting unique personalities like Sage Hailong has opened up my perspectives on life, relationships, and hairstyles. Even still, you will never hear me claim that Hollyweird is a wonderful place to hang your hat.
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She said she'd never taken any photos like this. She wouldn't even model for her boyfriend in such a manner. My trip to Venice Beach with Basil Navas was a mixture of bravery, laughter, and shyness. Men want to stare at these wonderful creatures. Sometimes, you turn the camera towards an unwanted onlooker and they run away. Sometimes, they themselves strike a pose. Either way, my friends, I feel your pain. In fact, I may have the worst case of this obsession.
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I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
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Dabney Conrad was another stunning participant in this year's quarantine challenge. She took me into nature to find some peace and tranquility. I only found more of my insatiable desire to photograph a beautiful woman. Hey, at least she tried. Dabney comes from a small town in Texas which explains her tattoos of farm animals. She is also vegan, but I still think she's cool.
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Vero Biketi got off work and had to get herself out of that greasy uniform. You could still smell those fries. McDonalds is not good for you but sometimes life is like marital sex: better than nothin'.
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Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Here we have a double-feature of playful snapshots from one of my visits to Russia. Katya Nesterova and Jia Lissa are both amazing women with two very different personalities. Katya is soft spoken, kind, and easygoing. Jia is a talkative, eccentric, hailstorm of energy. All by herself she came up with the creative use of an apricot pit. I will be back soon with some video footage of Katya. Staying grateful for another day without global war, even if it is a Monday. Peace.
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Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
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This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
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More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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"Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn't have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn't on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that's bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time."
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"Part two as promised. She really is something special. I am confident we will be seeing more of this Angel."
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"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
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I photographed Emelia Pearl around the holidays. Her father's tropical fish tank cast an interesting hue of light on her body. She sat naked in his favorite leather recliner. We filmed in her parents' bedroom. We had the run of the house while everyone else was at work. Freedom means no rules, that is why none of us is ever really free.
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"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
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This past October, I posted a gallery of Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. I found some photos that I forgot to add to that set, so I decided to include them into this shameless gallery which we took earlier that day. See, the idea was to make this an all-Rikki update. But the way things unfolded, it would have been buffoonery not to include Stella in this epic adventure. I know what you're thinking. How could God allow this and how does Zach get away with it? The truth is that I do not. I will burn in Hell for all eternity because of my deviant ways. And as for these immoral women who were coerced by my demonic charm, they too will be judged and punished in due course. But remember, God loves each and every one of us. Unconditionally. We did support the parish's fish fry afterwards.
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"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
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Hair is so nasty. It gets stinky, dirty, itchy, sweaty. Yuck! Shave it all off. Wax it. Have it removed by laser. In fact, skin is also pretty gross. Don't just stop at the follicles, peel that lemon. The new standard in style is bone and some functional muscle. This is what now defines a civilized human being in today's world. Don't get stuck in the past like Desiree Jacobsen. She might look happy and comfortable, but we all really know what's going on. Barbarism.
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"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
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Carmen Rae returns for part two. This young woman might be petite but is fierce through and through. No matter how bad the odds are stacked against you, no matter what cards your are dealt, there should always remain one voice cheering you on. Your own.
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I miss old Las Vegas and its sanctuary for my 'bad' behavior. Unfortunately, the city is losing its edge and evolving into corporate dystopia, complete with overpriced parking. Vegas is getting Nerfed to pander to generation wuss. Pretty soon the Strip will have designated safe spaces where tourists can avoid all micro-aggresions and any possibility of being triggered by uncouth activity. There are several stories of couples being arrested for having sex in the pods of the High Roller, Vegas' giant ferris wheel attraction. Keep Sin City sinful, or let's just all stay home and throw our dollars down local gutters.
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Neda Marie had no problem gambling and taking risque photos with me in Las Vegas. This beautiful young woman has been against the odds since her childhood, but she keeps smiling. We can look at each other and focus on our differences or we can acknowledge the immense common ground we share. Most people on Spaceship Earth just want safety, love, and a little fun before their time is up. There are so many more interesting things to do than hate.
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Kayla Linchek is into classic muscle cars, smoking weed, eating choice meats, paying regular visits to the beach, and teasing fine gentlemen like ourselves. What more can you ask for? I'm not worried. I am sure you'll think of something. We rose early to dodge the crowds at Dockweiler in Los Angeles. Yes, that is Kayla's actual car in part one, or it was until it broke down completely.
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It is that time of year. Break out the eggnog and chainsaw. We are going deep this holiday season. Trista Jakes got cozy around the most over-decorated Christmas tree I've ever seen. It was a frigid day in Dallas, but nothing her grandma's furnace couldn't handle. The best is blessed.
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We visit the restaurant at Luxe, a fancy hotel on Sunset Boulevard, with Asia Amour. This woman is not shy. She puts down the calamari appetizer, the fish dinner, the premium tea, etc. Of course, we must opt out of adult beverages until she turns 21. Don't worry, no fun was missed. Anyways, I take care of the bill, but do I complain? You would have to be a moron. Women like Asia are worth going all out. Sometimes, you simply cannot play it safe. More from this evening awaits you.
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Here's what happened after my dinner with Asia Amour. She performed bedroom gymnastics with her alien sex body. Sometimes, a girl is so incredible a female specimen that I have to take a sec and appreciate my current position amongst the cosmos. Sometimes, I also have to take a sec and open up a news web site just to realize why I should not open up a news web site. All the ugliness of unhappy people is trying to consume the reality for the rest of us. Don't be a sucker. Disconnect from the Hatrix.
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Welcome Katya Nesterova to the Zishy family. She has a huge following on social media, but I doubt she has taken many photos like these: without makeup, wearing a hoodie and a fanny pack. Katya goes by a different name online. Don't waste your time asking for it. Anyways, you may already be one of her over half million followers. Now go enjoy the weekend. This is the only time of year when you are allowed to frighten the children in your neighborhood. My front yard is decorated with "Don't Vote" signage.
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Chaney Gunn is another stellar participant from our quarantine contest held earlier this year. We have come a long way, baby. And yet not much has changed. Still crazy, just more patient. Chaney used to be a competitive diver which explains her strong physique. She is at the level of badass that can't be faked.
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Hello fellow maniacs. Our theme today is 'girls with dirt'. If you've kept up with Zishy, you probably recognize Sofia Orlova. These shots were taken after she rolled around on the shores of the Baltic and covered herself with mud for a previous update. Sofia had brought with her another one-piece that she looked equally splendid in so I could not resist. Then, there is Rebel Tee who I recently met in blazing Arizona. She is less reserved. Wow that rock formation is stunning, lets take some nekkid photos in front of it. Cool! Damn, this job is great. More of each of these two should be expected.
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Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
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Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don't want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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It is already hard enough to find two beautiful women who will pose naked for you. Finding two of them that get along together, that is an even bigger ask. I don't want to jinx myself, but I have a history of good fortune. This update can serve as evidence. Despite failing to become the Tri-State orange eating champion, I have managed to create entertainment that many people love more than paraplegic stepdaughter porn. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna jump off the computer now, but tomorrow I plan to add some video since I've been slacking on that. See ya!
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I took the uniquely beautiful Jeni Kessler to Newport Beach for some photos at the harbor. We caught the attention of a few recreational boaters and one offered the use of his vessel free of charge. Of course, this meant he would be aboard as Jeni modeled provocatively, but I am sure this had zero to do with his kind offer. My initial reaction was to refuse, but I asked Jeni how she felt, and she gave it the green light. All was cool until our captain presented an impromptu poem that he had written for Jeni while we photographed. That's wonderful, mate. Would you look at the time? We must be going. Have some video tapes to return.
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Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
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I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
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Here are a few bonus pics and a video to go along with Marcela's previous update. Stay chill.
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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
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"More fun with Queti. I will post a bonus video to this page by tomorrow. You guys have a great weekend. Thanks for being here."
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"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
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Contestant 14 is a lively one from Alabama. She tested positive for being a real temptress. See the warm smile behind her mask once you subscribe to Zishy.
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Sorry Mr. Frusciante for stealing your music, but it is beautiful just like Skye Blue. She is exquisite and I am sure her sex videos are going to make many happy. Unfortunately, women like Skye aren't made for mass production. Stay grateful.
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"Hi, all. I am keeping this one simple. A gallery of the superb Soledad Lomas flashing me while visiting Nordstrom Rack, including video. I do not blame you if you think they're fake. See, Soledad and I live pretty close to each other. One day I was at the mall and from afar I saw this thin brunette with an eye-popping rack. I thought to myself, ""There's no way those are real."" I walked closer and lo and behold, it was my old friend, the all-natural Soledad. Never be too certain of your assumptions. More SL to come."
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It may not be warm where you are, but Rune Kimele and Bernie Svikis should help you pull through this historic winter. The two adorable friends took me to a popular beach in the middle of the European summer. We had such an experience that I must do it justice by breaking it up into multiple parts. Stay toasty and stay tuned.
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"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
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Wanda Ablee is almost unbelievable. Goddamn, I say this about so many women that I photograph. They really are though. These girls don't even need Snapchat filters. Now that is rare these days. I must give my talent scout a raise. Let me know if the new image-viewing interface is up to snuff. Any feedback or suggestions will be promptly ignored. Peace, bitches.
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Alejandra Cobos is just like White Sands, New Mexico. People will come from all over just to admire her beauty momentarily. Enjoy the view, have your fun, but pack up your stuff and leave before your welcome has passed. Girls like Alejandra are essentially putting food on the plates of cosmetologists everywhere. Her lips, which are unfathomably perfect, make vain owners of lesser lips quite jealous. They never look real, ladies. Please stop trying. We must all humbly accept the exceptional qualities of blessed individuals like Ms. Cobos. This is our burden. March on.
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Personally, I take the quickest showers possible. I rarely even use hot water. I try to make up for all the excessive resources I spend while photographing women like Ella Knox. She was rapt by the sensation of warmth flowing down her body. I care about the environment because without it, I won't be able to create more Zishy. And that scenario just doesn't work for me.
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When the bleak winter weather loses its novelty, I like to escape to the warm underbelly of America. Florida is far from perfect, but it can be just what I need to keep from slitting my wrists. Lacole Sawyer is a gorgeous college student who was looking to earn cash for her spring semester. Being an artist herself, Lacole holds liberal views when it comes to nudity and sexual expression. I can't wait to see her bright smile again upon my return to Tampa.
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Tracy Maura enjoyed splashing around after a hot afternoon in Phoenix. This girl had a great time shooting until she accidentally sent the GPS location to her jealous boyfriend. Way worse than a butt dial. Luckily, Mr. Insecure was out of town.
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It is a warm afternoon in Ojai, California. Nolwenn Glass smokes a blunt and takes a dive into the backyard pool. The fences are high so that makes clothing optional. In fact, it is a tragedy of mankind that anyone is ever expected to wear attire for the water. But this is the world we live in. So play by its rules or it will lock you in a cage. I am not 100% certain, but I believe this is the last you will ever see of the Zishy suit. It has been lost. The King is dead. Long live the King.
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Jasmine Simco is no pushover. A famous rapper, I won't name drop, hit her up on Instagram asking her to kick it with him. She sent no reply, just blocked his messages. That is the type of character some of these girls have. Even though they might be here to share their beauty and a bit of their sexuality with the world, it does not mean they are all driven by money or fame. There are some women who look at my work and consider it art, and there are some that think it is demeaning trash. I tell them all the same thing. This is not for everyone. This is for me. Do your thing. If our interests match, let's tango.
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So what if I took sexy photos of your girl? So what if others will appreciate her beauty? How does that take anything away from your enjoyment of this person? Pay it forward, buddy. You get a smile. He gets a smile. We all get smiles! Lydia Graniva said that her boyfriend would kill me if he found out about our photos. So if I end up on your milk carton, you know what happened. Actually, the perpetrator could be anyone from the growing list of upset snowflakes I have offended. I am risking my hide out here for you fux.
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Kris Ekmard is not your average young woman. She does not live her life by someone else's recommendation. I have learned that it is more mature to appreciate than it is to criticize. With Kris, there is much to appreciate. I hope they send more of her kind from Outer Space.
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Nora Sibiel said it had been a while since she flexed her flirting muscle. She was in a going-nowhere relationship for years. Her bf would get drunk every night and live from paycheck to paycheck. He was also jealous and constantly suspicious, looking through Nora's phone whenever she left it around. Nora finally called it quits after the fool crashed his car into a street sign. Stay on top of your game. Appreciate what is right in front of you. It could all be gone tomorrow.
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This one is for the kids. The kids who have been fucked over by their parents' incompetence and greed. Gabbie Carter is one of those. She relayed stories to me that would be a bit much even for a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The new generation is opening its eyes to our antiquated bullshit. Do you really think they are going to keep with the status quo as society melts? Do you really think dreams of motor boats and fine wine will be enough to ignore the stench of death? Anyways, thanks to the Carters for letting me photograph at their lakeside estate. Pretty dope.
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Sylvia Belotti is the Italian prime minister's niece. Her family tries to keep their wild child under wraps, but that has proven to be an impossible task. Hey guys, let the woman pursue her swimsuit modeling dreams. What is this, the Middle Ages? I hope I'm allowed to re-enter Italy one day.
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Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
